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Post by Daeliria on Dec 5, 2006 1:06:03 GMT -5
Mniaron: Can I swim to Shouthshore from Menethil? Daeliria: Probably, but when you near there'll be 30s-ish naga and murlocs. M: Aw. Ruzhia: It's doable. ^_^ D: Can you kittystealth in water? R: Yep! R: I'm pretty sure that's how I got Seldom to Hillsbrad, in fact. M: Well, I'll try kittyswimming then. ^_^ M: I loves swimming adventure! D: Kitty-: prefix meaning to perform an action in a cute, convenient, or generally superior fashion. M: Yesh!! M: This is curious. R: ::kitty-stirfry:: M: ...Hey hey. D: Kittymuffin! M: When I run in kitty form through water, I sink. When I'm prowling, I swim fine. R: Kitty superclavicular node! M: <nuzzles>
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R: Vrrm, vrrm! Ruzhiatank is prepped and ready for combat! M: How cute! A Rufightbot. R: Ruzhiatank is fight! Ruzhiatank is win! M: I want my very own pet Ruzhia. R: ...beep. M: Bad Ruzhia! R: *ponder* *ponder* ... *ponder* ...beep? M: <gently pats> D: No perturbing the Ruzhiabot! Bad kitty! M: <mew> :< R: Beep! [+,+]; M: ...you're miiiiiiiine.
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M: Should I aim for the river mouth? R: Should be a falls, not an entrance. M: Eh, okay... R: Unless you're a kittysalmon, I don't think it'll work. R: ...And if you are, Daeli might angle you.
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Mniaron
Eilos
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"The hoppy one."
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Post by Mniaron on Dec 10, 2006 20:12:38 GMT -5
Mniaron: <gives gnomeling a toothy grin> Cognite: *Frowns deeply* Keep your distance cat... M: <follows gnomeling around> C: *Hastily draws a potion from her pack, uncorking it and applying its contents to her face and hands* M: <wrinkles nose> C: *Grins evily* M: <eyes gnomeling and backs away...> M: <kittysneezes> M: *poof* Schmelly.... nnnngg. C: Ah! Gods! Have you any IDEA how disgusting that is! M: That's your own fault! I was being all nice and not sniffing muchly, and then you had to go put that... M: ...<CHOO!> M: And I covered it this time, see? C: *Drops to the floor* M: <giggles> C: *Scowls* M: <loves Cognite> C: It's your own fault for developing a taste for Gnomes, you barbaric elf. M: Hmm, I don't think that's anyone's fault.... <ponder> C: It's -yours-! M: Well, even if that was true..... C: Even if, then what? M: Not changing! M: <smushes gnomeling in a bear hug> C: Oh I will break you cat, I -will- *UGF* M: <3 <3 M: <releases gnomeling and hops away> Hee! C: You! M: Me! C: *Casts a minor immolation spell on the fuzzy animal's fur* M: Fine fine, I'll leave you to whatever you're doing.... ;D M: <hops in water> C: Fine! Stay down there! M: <comes out of water and barrels at gnomeling in glee> M: WET CAT! COMING! C: NNOOOO!!!! M: <chases> C: *runs as fast as her short legs can carry her* M: <keeps short distance behind just to see the cute running> C: *Takes a spare shoe from her pack and throws it at the cat's head* M: <squeaks>
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Alt-Girl
Eilos
Anvos
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Post by Alt-Girl on Dec 12, 2006 17:56:56 GMT -5
I (sadly) cannot take credit for this. It's not even from TB, but it's freaking hilarious and so I thought to share it with you guys. premium1.uploadit.org/MeisterSar//Rajicute.jpgIt cracked me up and I probably failed an exam today, that's how funny it is.
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Post by Daeliria on Dec 12, 2006 18:16:28 GMT -5
Is the humor in the utter idiocy of the other person, or in the fact you start off thinking Rajari is a troll?
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Eilos
Anvos
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Post by Alt-Girl on Dec 12, 2006 23:28:53 GMT -5
Actually, due to my uber trollage of the CC forums (I made a funny), I knew who Rajari was beforehand, so definitely not the latter. And I don't think the other person was an idiot. I refuse to believe that Azerothians have not stumbled across the knock knock joke! *shrug* I just thought Rajari's reaction itself was hilarious while taking something not terribly RP and converting it into pure awesome. ;D
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Eilos
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"The hoppy one."
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Post by Mniaron on Dec 14, 2006 11:42:09 GMT -5
<Cognite gets her new felhound pet> C: *Grins evily and sicks Zhaatom after Mni* M: <plays tag with it> C: *Zhaatom barks eagerly and scampers off* M: Cute! <runs in circles around it> C: *Zhaatom barks, trying to keep up* C: *Cognite stomps the ground in frustration* Run faster you mutt! M: Awwwwww <pets and pets demonling while running around> So cute, just like its master! M: Be nice! It's your minion, you know. C: *Frowns* I know what I'm doing! And demons aren't -cute- damn you! M: Yes it is! It has these little things that stick up.... What are they? Hmm. <tweaks> C: Stop touching those! M: That's up to the demonling, isn't it? <bounces around> C: It can't talk! M: It can notify me in other ways. <purr> C: So stop trying to rationalize things! M: Good demonling! Niiiice demonling... C: *Felhound pants and slurps the kitty* C: Damnit! Have some -sense-! M: <whispers to demonling> We can.... your master....have fun... C: Oh! What's this? *Shakes her [Box of Souls]* M: Look, I have two stacks of mutton for ya! <kittylicks demonling> Hee! C: Don't be stupid, demons don't like.... *Watches Zhaatom begin to consume the mutton* .....I hate you. M: I made a new friend! And one related to my favorite gnomeling, even. It's been a good morning. ^_^
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Post by Daeliria on Jan 3, 2007 21:01:13 GMT -5
Elindrae: Such a small place! Mniaron: Yes, and a locked door! M: What does it mean? M: What is this dock for? M: Where does it go? M: And is Whiskers hungry? E: Whiskers is always hungry. E: That why Whiskers look like pear.
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Post by Daeliria on Jan 4, 2007 18:19:58 GMT -5
Mniaron: <is generally confused> I'm getting hot cocoa! Cognite: Me too! Me too! Icelus: brb cocoa Daeliria: Hot cocoa... *glances at waterbottle* *closes her eyes and concentrates* *looks at waterbottle again* D: Ruzhia? C: *Grows trees with umbrella* Ruzhia: No, I'm still here, not in your bottle. M: <snorts milk out nose> D: Are you sure? M: <koff hack koff> D: *prods bottle* C: *Drinks Bottle* C: *Looks illl* D: ...hey! That's my bottle! R: You can bottle drinks, but you can't drink bottles. C: On the contrary... the Japanese are doing amazing things with bottles... R: Amazing and perturbing things. D: Well this is a thoroughly American bottle. D: So, there's only one thing to be done. R: DANCE PARTY! R: ...is it a dance party? M: Mnia does not dance. C: "Thoroughly American"? What, ignorant and stuck up? Wearing a flag? What? D: *pauses, one fist in the air* ...not quite. D: It's plastic. See, American. C: So... anything plastic is American? M: Actually, everything is made in China. D: I'd say it's more like... more Americans are plastic. M: America is plastic. !! C: Plastic? As in, flexible and adjustable to various concepts and ideas? D: Anyway. *clears throat* As I was saying, only one thingto be done. M: <duly ignores Dae while she does some Important Things for a moment> D: *peers around her* R: ...poor Dae. Okay... *koff* ...What's to be done, Fearless Leader? D: RUZHIA! FETCH ME SOME COCOA! R: YES, MY MISTRESS! R: <locates nearest "Cocoa", a Pekingese across the street> C: Dogs make horrible drinks. ~ Cognite: Haha, pure Cognite moment. On the train: Person 1: "Train."; Person 2: "Tram."; Cognite: "Idiots". ~ [Icelus] has come online. Mniaron: Greetings. Daeliria: Greetings. Icelus: Greetings. Cognite: ... C: Damn sheep. D: Baa. I: I'll show you a sheep, gnome. <hands glow with blue light> C: *Folds her arms, unimpressed. Then, sics her Felhunter after Icelus* I: *is on a gryphon* D: Mnia, look! It's your friend Zhaatom! M: Yay!
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Post by Daeliria on Jan 5, 2007 17:47:16 GMT -5
Parhelion: I love your subjects, Mnia. Cognite: ER? Mniaron: ? M: I have subjects? M: I'm a QUEEN? P: "bubbly" "tastes like cherry" "more cherry" "lose weight" M: Ah. XD P: You're a queen but the populace loves ME! Bwahaha! M: C: ...can I persecute the serfs? P: No, don't persecute the serfs. 'Til after the harvest, anyway. M: Yes. You can start a special inquisition. P: NO ONE EXPECTS THE COGNITE INQUISITION! C: *Sends "Free Pet Sheep" off to the masses!* M: Smiting idiots! P: ...and then I'm totally going to usurp the throne. Hee! M: Thanks for the warning!
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Eilos
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Post by Mniaron on Jan 6, 2007 4:16:50 GMT -5
((This is a direct log of OOC officer chat, slightly cleaned up.)) [18:03:03] [Parhelion]: Oh, Tay, would Friday evenings be okay for you, for RP events? [18:03:12] [Mniaron]: And Aimbora too? [18:03:15] [Mniaron]: <poke poke> [18:03:23] [Aimbora]: what? What what? What what what? [18:03:28] [Mniaron]: RP event. [18:03:37] [Mniaron]: <--NEWBIE AT RP, PLEASE BE NICE. [18:03:37] [Aimbora]: when? [18:03:42] [Mniaron]: We're trying to decide.... [18:03:45] [Parhelion]: Friday evenings? [18:03:56] [Mniaron]: Either that or weekend. I'm busy 13th. [18:03:57] [Aimbora]: right now! [18:04:16] [Mniaron]: Ummm, I'mmmm..... making..... crafty... [18:04:47] [Parhelion]: Specifically the 19th. Yes. Friday evening. Is this an issue for either of you? [18:04:58] [Mniaron]: <pokes Aimbora and Tayuril> [18:05:40] [Tayuril]: Whaaa? I bruise like a grape. [18:05:51] [Mniaron]: Grapes don't bruise.... Bananas do. [18:05:52] [Parhelion]: *flails helplessly* [18:06:06] [Mniaron]: Awwww! CUTE flaily paladin! [18:06:07] [Aimbora]: haha [18:06:11] [Tayuril]: Bananas pickle. [18:06:27] [Mniaron]: That's.... <makes Mr. Yuk face> [18:06:34] [Parhelion]: RP! Campfire! Nineteenth! Evening! Yesno! No bananas! [18:06:36] [Tayuril]: Mr. Yuk! [18:06:45] [Mniaron]: YES! 19th! WHEN? WHERE? [18:06:56] [Tayuril]: Nineteenth, eh? I think I'm scheduled to wash my hair. [18:07:01] [Parhelion]: .. [18:07:02] [Mniaron]: ..... [18:07:11] [Mniaron]: Well good. [18:07:14] [Parhelion]: Excuse me while I go hyperventilate and then die of laughter. [18:07:21] [Mniaron]: Let's make the meeting AFTER she does that. [18:07:33] [Mniaron]: Aimbora agrees with me. <nods solemnly> [18:08:08] [Aimbora]: Ive got a big bag of crabs here! YAY! [18:08:33] [Tayuril]: ... [18:08:56] [Mniaron]: ... [18:09:05] [Parhelion]: ...are they fresh? [18:09:43] [Mniaron]: Can I cook them? [Aimbora logs off] [18:10:22] [Mniaron]: Noooooo [18:10:25] [Parhelion]: ...they killed him. [18:10:35] [Mniaron]: <sobs over Aimbora's demise>
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Post by Doskious Steele on Jan 12, 2007 19:32:47 GMT -5
Daeliria: We need a good blacksmith. That probably means I need to play my paladin more. Celuici: Or I could... or you could bully Colossus into becoming a very good blacksmith. ;P Daeliria: "Colossus! Make me a Truesilver Rod!" "But I'm level - " "NOW!" Doskious: ROFL Celuici: ^^ ditto Doskious: <waves hand, transforms Daeliria into a Truesilver Bar> ... Oops, I'm not Colossus... Celuici: *snerk* Daeliria: ...oh well, at least Elindrae will have some use for me. Daeliria: *sits and... truseilvers...* Doskious: ^_^ Doskious: <realizes his mistake> Doskious: <waves hand again> Celuici: *assumes leadership of the guild* Daeliria: Am I a rod-shape, now? Celuici: *rules with an iron fist* Doskious: <Daeliria transforms into a Truesilver ROD, correctly this time> Daeliria: Hey. Who said that I'd be abdicating, just because I've been transfigured? Celuici: Try to stop me, Truesilver Rod. Daeliria: *rules with a Truesilver Fist-like Protrusion* Doskious: ROFL Celuici: *iron fist breaks* Damnit! Dosk! I need a new one! Doskious: <Crafts Thorium Fist> Doskious: <ponders> Doskious: <Assumes leadership of Guild> Celuici: Traitor! Doskious: <Rules with a Thorium Fist> Celuici: Et tu, Brute! Doskious: <Promotes Cel> Celuici: *pickpockets the fist* Celuici: *rules with it* Doskious: <Fist self destructs, having been removed from it's wielder> Daeliria: *sits in a corner and gleams forlornly* Celuici: Noo! Doskious: <Demotes Cel for theiving> Doskious: <Displays another Thorium Fist with which to rule> Celuici: *leads a revolution, wielding Daeliria* Daeliria: *weeps futile truesilver tears, probably funding Cel's revolution* Doskious: <waves hand, subjercts Revolution to Ego check for wielding an intelligent item> Doskious: <Crushes divided Revolution during resulting turmoil> Celuici: Revolution rolls 5 (1-20) Daeliria: Psst. Cel. This is the point at which you say, "If she was so intelligent why would she have been turned into a truesilver rod to begin with?" Celuici: Damn. Doskious: hey, I never said you had a High ego score, just that you had one Daeliria: >.> Doskious: <Uses Thorium Fist to seize Dae as a Trusilver Rod, creates Golden Crown. Enshrines as Guild Leader Regalia, to be obeyed in the absence of a wielder as guild Leader> Celuici: *implodes* Daeliria: ... Daeliria: *...summons Ruzhia* Doskious: <Last act as Chairman Pro Tempore, promotes self, leaves over Guild Leadership to the Enshrined Regalia> Celuici: *comes back as an uber Forsaken rogue* *kills Dosk for his verbosity which led to roguish implosion* Doskious: you can cast summonses without hands? Daeliria: ...yes. Celuici: What's taters, precious? Daeliria: I don't need my hands to summon her. Only my heart. Daeliria: ...and a cell phone. Doskious: <Triggers Soulstone, pwns Cel for her audacity, camps corpse> Celuici: *rezzes, vanishes from the plane, rekills Dosk* Daeliria: *plants herself and Regalia Et Al. in Ruzhia's hands, and sends her off to take a shower* Doskious: <Remains as ghost the better to watch>
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Daeliria: Please tell me someone's logging this. Doskious: I autolog Daeliria: Good. Put it on the forums. :p
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Post by Doskious Steele on Jan 25, 2007 18:42:33 GMT -5
[18:28:27] [Doskious]: and I have to say that the chat channels in this game really aren't the most secure <_< but as you say, ppl know it's me so no harm done ^_^ [18:28:35] [Doskious]: just be careful, yah? [18:28:56] [Konradexius]: kk [18:29:00] [Doskious]: ty =D [18:29:00] [Daeliria]: Oh, didn't you know? We have a spy tap wire from the guild channels to CGF headquarters. [18:29:09] [Doskious]: I *did* know [18:29:11] [Doskious]: in fact [18:29:19] [Daeliria]: Yes, I know -you- would. [18:30:31] [Doskious]: I was alluding to that among other things, when I mentiuoned teh insecurity of the chat, but respecting the operating rights of the good ole' folks at CGF HQ, I elected vagueness to avoid breaching your security ^_^ [18:30:45] [Daeliria]: They've probably already contacted you about a deal for better wording on their contracts, in fact. [18:31:28] [Doskious]: I have declined several bids for employ from them in fact, on the basis that I wasn't being offered sufficient compensation... [18:31:57] [Daeliria]: Oh, they -never- pay well. [18:32:43] [Daeliria]: I took it up part-time in the middle of first semester, but decided I could do better even just working in the dorm cafeteria. [18:33:08] [Doskious]: not surprising [18:35:00] [Konradexius]: Ok, I haven't been able to figure out what CGF is -.-; [18:35:09] [Doskious]: Chinese Gold Farmer? [18:35:15] [Daeliria]: ... [18:35:35] [Konradexius]: Oh. [18:35:41] [Doskious]: >_> [18:35:44] [Daeliria]: ...Computer Graphics Fixer. [18:36:14] [Konradexius]: Never assume I know when you're kidding [18:36:26] [Konradexius]: =P [18:36:38] [Doskious]: Corrupt Geopolitical Fascist? [18:36:46] [Konradexius]: That works too [18:36:48] [Daeliria]: Cylindrical Grammar Fountain! [18:37:26] [Doskious]: Clinical Geodescic Fibre [18:38:02] [Daeliria]: Cargo Gate-Fastener. [18:38:10] [Doskious]: Cyborg Greeting Functionary [18:38:16] [Daeliria]: You win. [18:38:26] [Doskious]: (robot secretary ftfw!) [18:38:39] [Daeliria]: Also, forums. [18:40:15] [Doskious]: sure, ok [18:41:04] [Daeliria]: Confused Guild Factions.
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Post by Daeliria on Jan 28, 2007 16:59:04 GMT -5
Azani: I'm so close to [Helm of Fire], I can -taste- it. Daeliria: Does it taste like leather? A: More like chicken actually. D: o.o A: Or maybe that was the sammich I had for lunch. It's all a blur really.
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Post by Ruzhia Valos on Feb 18, 2007 11:28:16 GMT -5
Mniaron: <trying to visualize whirled peas> Ruzhia: 1) fill bowl with peas 2) hand peas to a kitty-druid 3) tell druid there's chocklit on her tail 4) Whirled peas! Deomozen: *snerk* Mesaana: rofl R: Now if you want -ballistic- peas, that would involve a robot and a bear... Mn: XD D: o.o Me: lol Mn: <volunteers to be the bear> R: I wouldn't, unless you want pea in your face. R: PEAS! -PEAS- IN YOUR FACE! Mn: <licks up peas> D: World peas? Mn: <bearsits on Ruzhia> D: *innocent* R: Peas in our lifetime. Me: >_> D: Have we secured peas in our time? R: The only way we'll attain peas is through war. Me: unless you want more cold porridge, PEAS hush. D: *headwall* Mn: LOL
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Post by Daeliria on Feb 20, 2007 0:57:53 GMT -5
Left is Rue, right is Dae, middle is Wooden Duckie. (Yes, it's a bad sketch and a bad scan.)
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